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Here's everything we know about Matthew Byrd is a staff writer for Den of Geek.He spends most of his days trying to pitch deep-dive analytical pieces about Killer Klowns From Outer Space to an increasingly perturbed series of editors.My digging also turned up mention of someone named ‘Alice & Smith’ as being responsible for some of these videos.Who, whaddaya know, turn out to be a Canadian developer which specialises in ARGs, including the John Walker-approved The Black Watchmen.I’ve done a little burrowing into Tender’s source code, and turned up a few more nuggets of note.First, here’s a video which plays once you’ve completed the initial round of profile-setting tasks and a few short quizzes about e.g. You try and convince me that, for one thing, it isn’t deeply sinister, and for another that the closing music doesn’t positively vampires.If you like this game you can rate it with rating from one to five using the stars in the description.

But what form will it take, who’s making it and when we will find out more?As far as I can tell, there’s currently no way to actually communicate with or otherwise progress a relationship with another horny/bloodthirsty soul, outside of being able to choose canned lines approving of their statuses, but that this is a) clearly an alternate reality game and b) is tagged beta and talks about new features coming soon, Satan only knows what it’s got in store for us.Here’s my auto-generated profile description, after I picked interests including board games and murderers: Definitely, definitely about boning, and nothing to do with videogames about increasingly corrupted immortal souls, I’m sure you’ll agree.I signed up nervously for Tender, readying my desperate justifications should my partner walk in and find me creating an online dating profile while she exhaustedly hauled our e’er-vomiting baby around the house.Fortunately, it wasn’t long before Tender became less about strangers honking each other’s pud, and more about nihilism, hobbies including demonology and status updates about eating cats.

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